nastyboys: (09. Money and power through homicide)
Dhuutholmel ([personal profile] nastyboys) wrote in [community profile] riverviewooc 2017-04-20 09:35 pm (UTC)

Oscar | Kill Six Billion Demons

[Badstar doesn't work for just anyone, it's true. And in general, Oscar tries to keep to his tenants of murder, theft, and miscellaneous evildoings. Which is to say, this is far from the usual sort of job for him.

But stars above, he's bored in Riverview, and at the very least baiting this big ugly creature is something to do here.

And so imagine Oscar's surprise and delight when the thing turns out to be infested with all sorts of crawlies, eager to sink their sharp teeth into Oscar and his coworkers.
]

KEH HEH HEH!

[ His laugh is loud and grating as he pulls a rifle out from his belt and fires it into the face of one of the parasitic creatures. ]

S'bout time we got to kill somethin' around here!

[He's enjoying this maybe a little more than everyone around him, but who can blame him, really? He's evil, and even if these creatures bite a chunk or two out of him, it's not as though he really needs his blood.]


III. Rainbow Bite (Network)

[ So these bugs, right? Oscar isn't a scientist, or a biologist or what have you - he doesn't even have that many insectoid friends, honestly - so he isn't quite sure what their deal is.

What Oscar is, however, is a bit of a businessman. And he recognizes a potential goldmine when he sees one. Anything that can make someone angry, horny, or happy goods for big money on the market in Throne, and he's got a feeling things aren't too different around here

Which is why his smiling, devilish face shows up on the network, under the username 'EVIL'.
]

Oi, you lot! The name's Oscar - m'goin' for a swaggerby, if any of ye boys and bints reckon.

[ Which is to say, he's got a job opportunity for you all.]

Fifty credits to any of you who can bring me a jar of theses pretty little buggsies alive. Ten if they're dead.

And if anyone finds out where in Hells these things come from, lemme know. I'll have a special business offer for that kinda info.

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