There's one or two, if you like your coffee full of syrup and topped with cream.
Ask all the questions you want, my dude, I've gotten used to answering a bunch anyway and at least you'll get half of what I'm saying and not look at me like I'm crazy, even if our magic works pretty different. You're more than welcome to take a look at my spell book so long as you promise not to steal it.
[Even if it's in Elvish, there's work arounds for that.]
For sure, for sure. [He hopes that pun was on purpose.] I have my own little business here!
[Incoming link to his fake instagram, because there's nothing like a little self-promotion.]
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Ask all the questions you want, my dude, I've gotten used to answering a bunch anyway and at least you'll get half of what I'm saying and not look at me like I'm crazy, even if our magic works pretty different. You're more than welcome to take a look at my spell book so long as you promise not to steal it.
[Even if it's in Elvish, there's work arounds for that.]
For sure, for sure. [He hopes that pun was on purpose.] I have my own little business here!
[Incoming link to his fake instagram, because there's nothing like a little self-promotion.]