Ugh, war. [Very mature response.] I'm glad we got over that whole bullshit back home a few years ago, but that's kinda what my job is, making sure it doesn't happen again.
[It's a very important job that got given to three complete idiots. It's surprising they haven't destroyed the place yet.]
If you can't trust the people who accidentally sucked you into their world through some kinda almost alive portal, who can you trust, really?
[That one is definitely a joke.]
Both, kinda? I'm not sure I'd let anyone else get under it, especially not something with magic, unless they wanna end up umbrella food. But it's also what I use to cast my offensive spells.
Oh, I could talk about it all I want, but back home anyone not from the Bureau would've just heard static instead of words. Pretty handy when you're trying to avoid spilling secrets, less useful when you wanna explain the situation to potential help.
And yup, I'm the only lucky bastard from my world here.
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but that's kinda what my job is, making sure it doesn't happen again.
[It's a very important job that got given to three complete idiots. It's surprising they haven't destroyed the place yet.]
If you can't trust the people who accidentally sucked you into their world through some kinda almost alive portal, who can you trust, really?
[That one is definitely a joke.]
Both, kinda? I'm not sure I'd let anyone else get under it,
especially not something with magic, unless they wanna end up umbrella food. But it's also what I use to cast my offensive spells.
Oh, I could talk about it all I want, but back home anyone not from the Bureau would've just heard static instead of words. Pretty handy when you're trying to avoid spilling secrets, less useful when you wanna explain the situation to potential help.
And yup, I'm the only lucky bastard from my world here.
[Which sucks, honestly.]