I'm not super old for an elf, so I've got plenty of time left, but I think one war on that scale was enough for the rest of my life.
It eats magic users I defeat! Or, well, it's eats their wands or whatever's left of their magical energy, depending on what kinda magical being they are. It might be cursed, jury's still out on that one.
[He's very casual for someone carrying around a possibly cursed vore umbrella.]
Only way to get around is to die, or drink voidfish ichor. I've got something with me that was wiped from my own damn head, it's kinda like one of those trick images you have to squint at to see properly, except you can't ever fucking get it.
[The voidfish probably needs an explanation soon, he'll get there.]
Nah, my man, it's cool. I give no shits, if anything it's been nice to get a break from the boner squad.
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It eats magic users I defeat! Or, well, it's eats their wands or whatever's left of their magical energy, depending on what kinda magical being they are. It might be cursed, jury's still out on that one.
[He's very casual for someone carrying around a possibly cursed vore umbrella.]
Only way to get around is to die, or drink voidfish ichor. I've got something with me that was wiped from my own damn head, it's kinda like one of those trick images you have to squint at to see properly, except you can't ever fucking get it.
[The voidfish probably needs an explanation soon, he'll get there.]
Nah, my man, it's cool. I give no shits, if anything it's been nice to get a break from the boner squad.