You are going to turn as red as something you pull from the sea, pro fisherman.
[That's right, Ignis is here and he knows Noctis' dumb username already. And like he predicted, Ignis is probably looking him over with the merits of sunscreen on his mind... but not his tongue. No, he'll keep he sweet satisfaction this boy is going to fry if he doesn't admit it first.]
Perhaps you wouldn't feel so sticky if you didn't spend so much time guzzling these things. [He's just going to loom over him and adjust his paper crown to sit straight on his head. It's fine.] You might even feel better drinking water.
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[That's right, Ignis is here and he knows Noctis' dumb username already. And like he predicted, Ignis is probably looking him over with the merits of sunscreen on his mind... but not his tongue. No, he'll keep he sweet satisfaction this boy is going to fry if he doesn't admit it first.]
Perhaps you wouldn't feel so sticky if you didn't spend so much time guzzling these things. [He's just going to loom over him and adjust his paper crown to sit straight on his head. It's fine.] You might even feel better drinking water.