[Sci-fi makes Taako assume Earth, which likely means human, which is a little disappointing, but there's still the potential that Christopher is magic despite being a boring Earth human.]

You lost me on like half that shit, but I can assure you I'm not royalty, all my uncles are dead, and my childhood was shitty but pretty free of trauma. ["Alone and struggling to survive" is bad, but not traumatic, in his own opinion.] Now - what's a cosplay?

[He's curious.]