There are plenty of benefits to tea. Antioxidants work to allow the caffeine to process slower, you know, so there's no "crash" or "high," but a steady supply that keeps you awake and energized. It's also hydrating, despite the caffeine, and has several health benefits.

[He's like a tea fact book. But better tea than history. He sips some more soda before he finally passes it back with both hands.]