What can I say... I'm just a real nice guy like that.
[No he's not, not by a long shot. He can't even honestly say he'd do this for anyone. But he's an impulsive person, and he guesses occasionally those impulses are good.
And hey, if the honesty bug didn't take those words away they must be worth something.]
Listen, there's three possibilities. One, you're a manipulative little fuck that I can kill once I catch onto it. Two, you've got the mental capacity of a puppy and shouldn't be left alone with crazy bugs. Three... maybe I see something we got in common, and I wanna make sure people like me don't end up the way I did.
[And... that is way too honest for his liking, but if he takes it back now it might seem like he was serious about it. So he just lets it hang there.]
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[No he's not, not by a long shot. He can't even honestly say he'd do this for anyone. But he's an impulsive person, and he guesses occasionally those impulses are good.
And hey, if the honesty bug didn't take those words away they must be worth something.]
Listen, there's three possibilities. One, you're a manipulative little fuck that I can kill once I catch onto it. Two, you've got the mental capacity of a puppy and shouldn't be left alone with crazy bugs. Three... maybe I see something we got in common, and I wanna make sure people like me don't end up the way I did.
[And... that is way too honest for his liking, but if he takes it back now it might seem like he was serious about it. So he just lets it hang there.]