Oh, hardly that. They're an evil fruit. Have you ever tried to eat one in a timely fashion? You'll make a casualty of your clothing, that's for certain.
[Though the taste is sweet enough, when one is willing to take those risks. He prefers a less troublesome prize, where all matters save those ascribed to piracy are concerned.]
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Oh, hardly that. They're an evil fruit. Have you ever tried to eat one in a timely fashion? You'll make a casualty of your clothing, that's for certain.
[Though the taste is sweet enough, when one is willing to take those risks. He prefers a less troublesome prize, where all matters save those ascribed to piracy are concerned.]