Okay, so, [ sitting up straight in her seat because this is A Life Lesson, ] don't bring gifts to dates. She's going to be carrying her purse, make-up, and essentials in the tiniest bag she owns so it doesn't get in the way of the stellar outfit she spent six hours putting together. You want to put foliage in front of that? A bush that she has to carry around all night? No, she's a work of art that doesn't need flowers to improve her. She doesn't want some roses between your eyeballs and her ass, she just wants you to be subtle about checking it out.

[ Is Clark even ready for this rollercoaster of learning because it has no safetybelt. ]

Next! What would you wear on a first date?