[ First off, Tony is kind of impressed that the man manages to get an arm around Steve's shoulders without dislocating his damn arm, or getting punched in the face. Actually, maybe he is just impressed that the man doesn't manage to get punched in the face full stop, but really the guy kind of deserves it at this point. Tony has been watching (and kind of laughing) as the blond is harassed by a man who really needs to learn how to pick better targets for his selling habits. Because Steve? Not the kind you try this shit on.

Tony, however... Well, maybe he feels a little bad for the guy (which guy though is up for debate).

Stepping up and angling himself between Steve and the man, Tony puts on his brightest boardroom smile, all teeth and flashbulb glare, fingers wrapping around the hand with the pamphlets to pull it away from Steve, eyes scanning the colourful (and ridiculous) advertisements before giving the man a look.]

Couples retreat with lessons? Why, are you saying this fine man would need lessons on how to woo? Or anything else for that matter, I mean, come on now, have you been looking at him at all?

[ Oh don't mind Tony, casually putting himself between you two here, back to Steve, of course.]