It's a couples-only thing at this spa, don't worry. Lots of other people are lying about being together too, I just happened to stroll by and decide to join on a whim. That's where you came in, Nico.

[ That sure is 6'1" of smoothly muscled godling for Nico's viewing pleasure, hands on hips as Loki peers out over the pretty little garden and pool. Beach-balls and dolphins seem to be very popular. ]

We could have some fun, now we're here ... What do you say?

[ Offering a hand and a smile. At the very least, he wants to speak with Nico more and find out what all that shadowy business was about. ]