No, no, an elf who is also a wizard! It's okay, it can be quite confusing.

[That could come across as condescending, but he's just joking around. He's met enough people who think elves are made up or that magic isn't real to assume this girl is one of the same.]

I can always give a demonstration. Of the wizard part, I can't prove that I'm an elf unless you want to wait until it's dark.

[The only cool elf shit he's got is nightvision (and a high acrobatics modifier).

And the ears. Also those.]