I have one, but, you know-- it's not exactly twelve hours a day.
[And she has no idea what to do with it. They want her to... test out products? Give reviews on service? Yeah, what's that like, exactly? How the hell should she know what the better shade of nailpolish is? It's weird, and it feels dishonest somehow. She hefts her rifle higher up on her shoulder.]
Man, I haven't had cake in forever.
[Because of course the fifteen year old girl fixates on the cake.]
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[And she has no idea what to do with it. They want her to... test out products? Give reviews on service? Yeah, what's that like, exactly? How the hell should she know what the better shade of nailpolish is? It's weird, and it feels dishonest somehow. She hefts her rifle higher up on her shoulder.]
Man, I haven't had cake in forever.
[Because of course the fifteen year old girl fixates on the cake.]