And of course they didn't think to request bodyguards before leaving.

[Because that seemed like another running theme he's cataloged because of course it was. Makes total sense to embark on an adventure without protection in a place that has creatures made out of literal shadows and darkness that sucked the energy from your body.

Then again, he knows people like this back in Texas...]

I won't go pinning my hopes on them wanting us to fetch and carry then.