Um... I'm Lola, sixteen, female, Canadian, student slash waitress, and super fashionable? I dunno, I don't think anything about coming here makes sense. Everyone else is from somewhere very... weird. Like, don't know about reality TV weird! And most people don't know how to cook.

I can't help you with that, I'm sixteen. I only have a little wine if I've made something fancy or cheap beer with pizza when I'm at a party.