I heard you guys like monsters.

[bone_idle]

...Wait, you don't?

Poop.

Anyway, hello, I'm bringing you a dumpy skeleton from that game that guilt-trips you for playing an RPG like an RPG, PUNDERTALE. (Spoilers for everything in that link. Please go play the game without spoilers, if you can. It's great.)

This looks like a really great game full of very cool characters, so I am naturally looking forward to seeing how this hot mess of a shitposting trashlord interacts with everyone. If this sounds like something that interests you, I've got a top level over here!

I'm in the process of putting together a permissions post, but contact info can be found on my HMD & Contact post. Feel free to hit me up anytime!

Update: I put together a handy dandy Character Information & Permissions post, just beware of spoilers.

Comments

[howlongiwonder]

Despite their radically different personalities (and games they're from), Sans and 2B seem to be hitting it off pretty well. I wonder how many puns will their interactions include. Spoilers: probably a lot.

[bone_idle]

Idk how familiar you are with Undertale but let's just say Sans interacts with robots and has a pretty thorough, it personal experience with traumatic stress HA HA.

Bring on the CR my friend.

[howlongiwonder]

I actually cleared the game, both normal and golden endings.

It was pretty great.

[bone_idle]

WHOOPS you don't know Sans's damage until a No Mercy route. IGNORE ME.
otherwise yeah I'm enjoying this!

[advanced]

Hey there! I liked Undertale when I played it, so I'm excited to see Sans popping up, it's all puns from here on out.

I'm Fossil and I play Bucky from the MCU.

[bone_idle]

BUCKY... Man, I don't know where to start, we've got so many great characters represented here! Great to meet you, Fossil.

[competing]

hey there!! i'm so excited to see sans around - he's one of my faves from the game! (even though i've never played, ah...) hope to see you around, roomie!

[bone_idle]

EEEEY LANCE... I love Voltron (old and new ha ha), I'm sorry for probably short-sheeting your bed.

[competing]

gdi sans we couldve had something beautiful

[bone_idle]

are you telling me an ongoing prank war isn't beautiful?

them's fighting words, pal

[competing]

omg rip floor 10

[deathkid]

i feel like nico and sans will either be the best of friends.... or not. at least nico tends to get along with skeletons and dead people pretty well? idk if sans qualifies tho

[bone_idle]

Sans is a monster! A being that is basically a soul with magic gluing a bunch of dust together in the shape of a living being. In Sans's case, that living being just so happens to be a skeleton. Monsters are weird. But yeah, Sans is not undead, he's just as alive as any other living person!

That said, Sans is a dumpy 30-something nerd who likes fart jokes, sci-fi, junk food and makes bad puns like his life depends on it. Do not expect that cool dude fandom tries to make him out to be because. He is not. lmao

What he IS is... basically stuck here with all of you, kinda asschafed about it, but what can you do other than try to have a good time? (In short: yes omg give me that sweet, sweet CR, friend.)

[deathkid]

nico's well versed in monsters, at least! though usually the greek/roman myth types. would it be okay if nico senses that sans isn't human? he's got weird skills like that. (if not, that's totes cool with me)

and very yes to cr!

[bone_idle]

Actually, anyone with any real understanding of human skeletal structure could tell on a glance that Sans is not human!

Mainly because while a lot of him resembles a human skeleton, his skull is somewhat, uh, stylized, and skulls can't wink. Skeletons can't drink, eat, or sweat, either and Sans manages all of these, too.

So knock yourself out, pal! In my permissions post there's some info about what magically inclined people would likely detect, too.

[deathkid]

awesome awesome awesome! i'll def hit it up!