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[porkling]

hi there my name's milk and i'm bringing in the big guns ie; yuuri katsuki from yuri on ice. i'm taking him before he gets the lip smack with viktor in episode 7 post-breakdown. i write almost all of his posts to carefully arranged stripper playlists.

me and yuuri are similar in that i also have regularly scheduled existential crises so i like to think i capture his life p well. if you ever want to talk i am almost always on discord because i'm a college student who has long month breaks and no life so hit me up @ milk#3856. i don't have a plurk. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i apologize in advance for everything.

please let me know if you want to do anything ever. i am stuck in a perpetual state of thirst so if you got ideas slap me with them

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[anotheroldsoldier]

HAHA YEAH... yeah. I just. Make it a point not to mention any book 1 stuff generally. And lmao Yuuri can just be horrified that Bucky bought Yurio a gun. Thank god the other two dads make sure he takes care of himself and gets an education.

[porkling]

YUP....ME TOO.....Oh god. He will be. Not even because it's a gun but because it's Yurio. Bless his other two fathers. Yuuri's resident mom so like. He needs the help tbh

[anotheroldsoldier]

LOL it takes a village. Now i need a thread of just the entire coparenting network having coffee and discussing their terrible child.

[porkling]

Yuuri can make all the dads tea and food and just nod grimly in agreement to everything while also occasionally being like "But I mean he's a good kid sometimes?"