+1 really weird merchant

[catdits]

Hello there Riverview! My name is AB and I'm bringing in Zacharie, the 4th wall breaking merchant of the RPG maker game called OFF, better known as that one game where you beat up ghosts with a baseball bat to really silly battle music.

And nothing bad or horrifying happens. Yeah.

Zacharie's coming in post the Batter's ending, so he'll be happy to get back to selling people weird stuff. Hope you guys like meat.

I can be reached on plurk at embracetheweeb if you like or on Discord at embracetheweeb#8683. I look forward to playing with everyone here!

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[bone_idle]

heh heh heh.

wanna buy some fried snow? only 5000G.

AB my dude I am so hype for the chance to play Sans to your Zacharie!! Welcome!

[catdits]

Does it say something about OFF that he could buy it without cheating thanks to the Batter? Ahahha.

I am super hyped as well and can't wait to play with you too! Thanks for the welcome :D