+1 really weird merchant

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Hello there Riverview! My name is AB and I'm bringing in Zacharie, the 4th wall breaking merchant of the RPG maker game called OFF, better known as that one game where you beat up ghosts with a baseball bat to really silly battle music.

And nothing bad or horrifying happens. Yeah.

Zacharie's coming in post the Batter's ending, so he'll be happy to get back to selling people weird stuff. Hope you guys like meat.

I can be reached on plurk at embracetheweeb if you like or on Discord at embracetheweeb#8683. I look forward to playing with everyone here!

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Hello and welcome to the game. I'm Fossil and I play Bucky from the MCU.

Holy shit why did I never know there was a game where you could beat up ghosts with a baseball bat? Where has this been all my life?

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Please play OFF, it's a nice game for good children.

Nothing horrible ever happens.