spellslots: DNT (I know I've got a big ego)
Taako ([personal profile] spellslots) wrote in [community profile] riverviewooc2017-07-19 08:02 pm

masquerade: ooc auction signs up

Hey folks, as per Doom's announcement, there will be a bachelor/ette component at the masquerade, and this here post is for signing up, and for finding potential bidders. This way everyone has the opportunity to make their decisions about who they want to ~win~ their character's auction OOCly, rather than getting into IC bidding wars (unless you want to have IC bidding wars, in which case, be my guest) and worrying about who has the most money.

You can sign up your character along with their highest bidder in the thread here, using the very simple form below, once decisions are made. Until then the rest of this post can be used as a plotting post. Just drop a comment with a little description of your character including if they'd have given a preference for bidders, and interested parties can say hi! If you're super popular and having trouble deciding, feel free to RNG the bidders to make the decision easier.



NOTE: OOCly, everyone needs to agree that their character signed up for the auction, but you're welcome to say they were volunteered by someone else ICly, Doom don't care.

NOTE 2: As a response to some questions we got, I've got a couple clarifying points
1) Is there a limit to how many bids a character can place/win? No, but don't be a dick, let other folks have the opportunity to win auctions and build CR!
2) Can characters bid on behalf of someone else? Yes, but make sure it's OOCly discussed and don't use it as a way to get around preferences
3) What is the IC set up going to be? There will be a stage in the main hall where the bachelor/ettes will go up, with someone (Doom?? Loki?? Who knows) announcing/managing the bids. You can assume characters will have been asked to provide a little spiel about themselves, but you don't have to actually write it if you don't want.
finethanks: (☆ daydream)

[personal profile] finethanks 2017-07-20 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Auctioned character: Eichi Tenshouin
Highest bidder: Jamie Dodger

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smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-19 02:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Dodger will bid on him just to... make him nervous. But he will not put in the effort to win.

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hardedged: (behind me)

jessica jones

[personal profile] hardedged 2017-07-19 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
COME ONE, COME ALL. Yes, that's right.

YOU could be the lucky bidder for the grumpiest asshole in this place.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. If you act now, you'll be guaranteed the worst date night of your life, filled with angry arguments, threats of physical violence, and lots of booze.

No but honestly, everyone save yourselves from this hot mess. Why would you ever.
hititwithacrowbar: (Red Hood - Helmet)

[personal profile] hititwithacrowbar 2017-07-19 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Jason will place a bid.

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worldsaway: (pic#11582776)

[personal profile] worldsaway 2017-07-19 02:03 pm (UTC)(link)
This is Thor, say no more, he is a catch. He is a 6'4 wall of muscle with luxurious, blond hair and a nice, amiable temperament (mostly) to go with it. He will be looking ravishing in his suit.

I don't have a particular preference for who bids on him. He's mostly straight, but he'll dabble and he'll show anyone a nice time. (He would be a fun addition for a three-way).

divulsion: (Default)

[personal profile] divulsion 2017-07-19 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Bryn will bid obvs. Just pretend I'm on the correct account...

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smokedout: How'd I ever get so lost? ♪ (5 ♪ How'd I ever get so off my rocks?)

Jamie Dodger

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-19 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Because someone... wants this???

PROS:
- very handsome, cool tattoos
- hella good in bed
- has a lot of money via nefarious means, so he'll pay for whatever you want.
- has a cute dog that can come along.

CONS:
- crude sense of humor
- generally an asshole
- ALWAYS drunk. always.
- sort of... vaguely gestures at all of him

PREFERENCES:
- he's chill with anyone.
- men over 40 have a better chance of getting real, non-assholish affection.
- he's also very nice to women but... chauvinistic/misogynistic.
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John Eggboy

[personal profile] heirlift 2017-07-19 02:14 pm (UTC)(link)


That's it that's my whole pitch.

John doesn't know how to go on a date but he's a soft and gentle boy so you'll probably enjoy yourself one way or another. John's stated preference is ladies but he wouldn't balk at going on a date with a guy. It's for charity anyway, right? ...right??

As an OOC preference, 18+ please!
chumpelstiltskin: (pic#11539292)

Re: John Eggboy

[personal profile] chumpelstiltskin 2017-07-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Dave bids his life savings his two week savings his $100 and his dessert.

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glitterpants: (( 129 karamatsu girl ))

the ""COOL"" matsu

[personal profile] glitterpants 2017-07-19 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
PROS:
• super kind / extremely loyal
• generous
• small, shaped like a friend
• ok eyebrows
• decent singing voice

CONS:
• very embarrassing
• too dramatic
• too committed
• a virgin / not experienced
• has no idea who he really is

PREFERENCES: prefers women because he's bisexual and doesn't know it, so we can tiptoe in that if you want a gay crisis.
leatherdaddy: (Default)

Re: the ""COOL"" matsu

[personal profile] leatherdaddy 2017-07-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
HOW AWFUL WOULD IT BE TO HAVE SOMEONE BID UNDER THE NAME

KARAMATSU GIRLS

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Illya "Alexei" Kuryakin

[personal profile] nikolaievich 2017-07-19 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Illya still has no idea how this happened (he befriended Taako that is what happened)

PROS:
- I mean, he's pretty hot
- He's actually really sweet and gentle when he gets to like someone
- Super easy to fluster so he's fun to tease
- He'll probably come up with original plans for dates

CONS:
- Things may end up with tables being flipped at one point, sorry
- He's not really a romantic kind of guy so ??? what is a date
- Not really into partying or stuff like that so some people will probably find him boring ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

PREFERENCES:
- +20 at least
- He thinks of himself as straight but is actually bisexual so?? have fun with that????
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inlaid: (Default)

[personal profile] inlaid 2017-07-19 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Bryn will bid for a friend-date if he looks particularly bewildered. How do you keep getting yourself into these situations Illya?

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nico di angelo

[personal profile] deathkid 2017-07-19 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
who even knows how nico got signed up. he sure didn't sign up himself.

Pros (sorta?):
💀 looks 17, is really like 87
💀 male preference
💀 sweetest and nicest necromancer you'll ever meet
💀 really cheap date. buy him a happy meal and he'll be, well, happy
💀 secretly a hottie under all that emo gear

💀 kinda morbid
💀 bffs with dead people
💀 tends to come off a little creepy
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alchemyfreak: (fma033_lavaliere)

[personal profile] alchemyfreak 2017-07-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
so Ed is totally going to bid on Nico. Probably try to make him eat something that's not a happy meal tbh.
hititwithacrowbar: (Isabel - Mile High)

Jason Todd

[personal profile] hititwithacrowbar 2017-07-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Doesn't know who signed him up, but he will agree with it.

Pros
- Tall, dark and mysterious, with pretty blue eyes.
- Likes Jane Austen.
- A good cook.

Cons
- Moody & short tempered.
- Really bad at normal relationships
- Questionable morals.
- trigger happy edge lord
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littlemisskate: (Default)

[personal profile] littlemisskate 2017-07-20 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
She doesn't think that Jason is so bad and she'll put down 10$ for him

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Bill Potts

[personal profile] tutee 2017-07-19 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
NOTE: Must be female to bid on her! will not accept any bids from males, plzkthx

PROS:
- smart
- funny
- a good cook
- has good taste in movies

CONS:
- has a history of her dates being interrupted by her friend, the Doctor
thegreatninja: (Default)

[personal profile] thegreatninja 2017-07-20 06:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that Yuffie knows anything about dating nor has she thought about girls BUT, her stomach is intrigued by this "good cook" comment.

The way to her heart is to her stomach...

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sam wilson

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-07-19 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
pros:
- awesome cook, will make you dinner
- totally built
- charming af

cons:
- probably nothing relevant to this situation

prefs:
- 25+
- nah that's it
ikols: gonna make him cream (he's my number one daddy)

[personal profile] ikols 2017-07-19 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
bids maybe $20, A BIG SPENDER HERE

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andrew warner

[personal profile] willinglychanged 2017-07-19 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
ICly couldn't get away with not putting him on this because well, its the exact crap Drew would go ahead and sign himself up for!

Pros:
- Flirtatious and funny
- Good at cooking, great at eating
- Long career of being awfully promiscuous so you know... a lot of potential if everything goes well
- Cutie patootie
- Great barman but can't get drunk so he'll be your DD!

Cons:
- Likes to be treated right AKA will demand affection outright
- May be high at any given moment
- Low attention span
- Not exactly the most elegant man on the world
- Let's all hope its not a full moon

Preferences:
- Men
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deceitful: <user name="easycompany"> (Default)

[personal profile] deceitful 2017-07-20 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
bids one cent on him

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clarke griffin

[personal profile] colonists 2017-07-19 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
volunteering Clarke for this auction! she's good being bid on/won by either men or women tbh.

pros:
  • looks like a princess
  • artistic, will draw you like one of those french girls
  • mature for her age (18 but acts like 40 tbh)
  • post-apocalyptic survivor
  • will sacrifice anything for those she cares about

    cons:
  • can be a buzzkill
  • ptsd and slew of other issues, but is good at concealing it
  • martyr complex as a result of her desire for penance; doesn't think she's worth saving in favor of others
  • would sell you to satan for 1 corn chip if it meant saving someone she cares about

    enjoy~
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threatenwithcuteness: (306-068 No Pressure)

[personal profile] threatenwithcuteness 2017-07-19 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
How vehemently Lola bids will be directly based on how much fun Clarke doesn't seem to be having because if she looks sad or angry Lola will be like 'welp, gotta show this girl a good time.' Lola's just like that.

But if Clarke looks like she's enjoying herself Lola will probably just casually bid.

Do not sell Lola to satan, although I have been looking for an excuse to throw Lola at Lucifer for forever.

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steve rogers.

[personal profile] stevegrogers 2017-07-19 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
All the blame is on Sam for getting him involved but he'll be a good sport about it. Charity and all.

Have you ever wanted to go on an old fashioned date? Something that seems out of a 40s flick? Then look no further than Steve Rogers. He'll show you a good time that might even including holding your hand. Nearly, too much to even handle, right? Any hangs up and issues can obviously be overlooked by that dazzling and shy smile.

Open to females and males. Needs to be 25+.
wingedman: (Default)

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-07-19 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
is it weird for him to bid on the guy he signed up?

TOO BAD HE'S DOING IT

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Augustine Sycamore

[personal profile] megabond 2017-07-19 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
He's single and... let's just he just got volunteered.

PROS
>> Very handsome
>> Friendly and sociable
>> Cool hairdo
>> Intelligent
>> Very selfless and kind

CONS
>> A little talkative
>> Most of his conversations tends to be focused on Pokemon

PREFERENCES
>> He's heterosexual.
>> Prefers any women about 27-30
finethanks: (☆ 135)

Eichi Tenshouin

[personal profile] finethanks 2017-07-19 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone else signed him up but he's fine going along with it, so!! Also, he's 19, just so that's clear.

Pros
He's a quick rising star in riverview!!
He is pretty...
Won't run out of things to talk about
He's rich, his pros are terrible

Cons
He is selfish and manipulative
He speaks in weird metaphors or flowery language half the time
He's so sickly he might half die on a date so be gentle

Preferences
He's bi, but really I'd love to use this for any sort of plotting opportunity so if you have an idea that's not necessarily shippy, let me know!! I'm down for anything and Eichi is pleasant enough, plus he always sticks to things like this for his rep.
smokedout: But not me, oh no ♪ (12 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-20 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
sits here

Dodger will bid so hard. He'll go into the quad-digits for the chance to mess with Eichi.

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Stephen Strange

[personal profile] suckstobestrange 2017-07-19 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
He's getting volunteered, and it's about 80% likely that his spite-transformation in response will wind up with everyone bidding on a very perturbed-looking beagle.

Pros:
He can actually be charming if he puts his mind to it.
Cleans up nice
Dorky sense of humor
Good at fetch


Cons:
He's generally a prickly hermit the rest of the time.
Rocks the hobo-chic look
Stubborn fucker
Enjoys being difficult as hell have fun with that
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[personal profile] inlaid 2017-07-19 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Bryn bids on the dog because why not, he clearly doesn't want to be up there and she could pet his ears idk???

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Chloe Decker

[personal profile] couldkillthedevil 2017-07-19 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone will have to 100% sign her up because she would never do it herself. THAT BEING SAID:

pros:
- beautiful~
- intelligent, badass cop lady who's a total do-gooder
- would be happy to solve that murder for you
- actually a huge adorable dork on the inside
- literal miracle from God

cons:
- is already dating someone and is super faithful so this can't go anywhere romantic unfortunately........
- she wants nothing to do with this and will probably grump her way through
- can be a buzzkill/overly serious
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[personal profile] hellicious 2017-07-19 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
ONE BILLION DOLLARS - which he doesn't have. But he'll watch and see who else bids on her and then try to top it. Because ahem.

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Ken Kaneki

[personal profile] anthropophagite 2017-07-19 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Someone else signed him up but Kaneki can't say no, so he will go along with it.

Pros:
Intelligent, clean, friendly and gentle
Loves books and will nerd at you forever about them
Will never say anything bad about you
Knows way too much about coffee

Cons:
Only went on a date once ever (and it didn't end well)
Extremely shy and awkward in social occasions
Believes himself to be very boring
Won't eat anything.
Cannibal )= this is still a secret tho

Preferences:
Kaneki is 19, so anyone 17+
Sort of straight, but definitively gets crushes on guys. He just doesn't call it anything - please teach him the ways.
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[personal profile] alchemyfreak 2017-07-24 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
/slides in here

Ed will also bid on Kaneki because I need this CR in my life
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Spike

[personal profile] idolpire 2017-07-19 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
SPIKE
Needs to be signed up, because um... wagoo?

Pros:
Is immortal and will always look this good.
Looks this good.
Can't get cancer.
Knows oldschool tricks.
Can go all night.
Could turn you immortal.

Cons:
Is a vampire.
Has an attitude problem.
Drinks too much.
Smokes too much.
Will probably try to bite you.
Might fantasize about killing you.
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smokedout: But not me ♪ (6 ♪ Everybody out there on the job)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
These are all things Dodger is genuinely super into. None of those are cons to him.

Also he'll offer Spike drugs.

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Lucifer Morningstar

[personal profile] hellicious 2017-07-19 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
LUCIFER
Will also have to be signed up because he's TAKEN.

Pros:
Literally Satan.
Has the wings of an angel.
Looks like your wet dream.
Magnetic charm.
Likes being nude.
Never lies.
All about Free Will and your choices.

Cons:
Literally Satan.
Has a face like raw hamburger.
Can make you come in your pants.
Can make you tell him things you don't want to know.
Likes being nude.
Never lies.
Is a giant man-child angel-loser learning how to human.
Has a boo.
smokedout: How'd I ever get so lost? ♪ (5 ♪ How'd I ever get so off my rocks?)

[personal profile] smokedout 2017-07-20 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
okay but how would he feel about getting nude with dodger and seeing the man has a star of baphomet tattoo.

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Yuffie Kisaragi

[personal profile] thegreatninja 2017-07-19 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Not here by choice but loving every moment of the attention!
Age - 19. (Which can be a pro or con depending...)

PRO'S
- Super awesome ninja!
- Thinks she's very awesome.
- Cute with a little splash of sexy.
- Has boundless amounts of energy.

CON'S
- Very Opinionated
- Loud
- Thinks she's more awesome than she is.
- Argumentative.

Preferences: Male or Female is fine. Yuffie prefers cute guys.
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[personal profile] threatenwithcuteness 2017-07-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Lola is all about cute, sexy, energetic, and awesome.

She's also about loud, opinionated, and confident. Okay so argumentative is kinda a no but Lola will take it.

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Stephen Strange

[personal profile] potentialed 2017-07-19 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Signs himself up because eh why not.

Pros:

• Smart with an encyclopedic memory (including songs and pop culture references)
• Looks quite dashing in a suit
• Can perform ~magic~ (no, he really can. he's a sorcerer)
• Open to both sexes
• Can be surprisingly affectionate*


*once you get past most of his cons

Cons:

• Fucking Know-It-All
• Full of sass and vinegar
• If he dislikes you, he doesn't sugar coat it
• Emotionally constipated
• Comes with baggage
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[personal profile] hellicious 2017-07-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
/casually makes a bid of 500 dollars at first, because a night of talking about magic? Bring it on.

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Edward Elric (signed up by Al)

[personal profile] alkahestic 2017-07-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Pros:
→ genius
→ not as gruff or mean as he might first seem
→ al will personally ensure he behaves like a gentleman
→ can fix almost anything
look at this handsome man.

Cons:
short
→ has a bit of a temper
→ lots of secrets
→ doesn't know the first thing about romance

no gender preference; Ed is 21
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[personal profile] thegreatninja 2017-07-20 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
for the irony

Bids a piece of candy.

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