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weekend meme: tfln/misfired texts

I thought it might be fun to have a little levity for the weekend! You know the drill.
● Post a comment with your character's name. (This one is for accepted characters only.)
● Offer a list from Texts From Last Night, misfired texts from your own imagination, or just leave your comment blank.
● Tag around with your own misfired texts!
● Threads can be made game canon if both you and your thread partner want them to!
Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson | Vikings
2. just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
3. I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
4. My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
eddie thawne | dctv: the flash
2. THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
3. dude
new orleansriverview is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos4. Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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Very interesting, I know.
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[Such tact.]
Glad we cleared that up, now spill about hot nurse. Did ya get his number?
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[Making a joke about it is a perfect way to pretend he's not actually super screwed up about it.]
I did, actually. He said I should give him a call if I needed help with anything. Debating whether I should call him or if it's too soon.
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[Joking about death is 110% the best way to cope with it, obviously.]
Listen, my man, you're not gonna get anywhere if you don't give it a shot.
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[Look, he only has so many decent jokes in him.]
You think? I'm not sure how I feel about rebounds.
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[points for trying.]
You don't gotta marry the guy! Just go on a date, have some fun, live a little!
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Yeah, and just hope he's not interested in anything serious! Man, I'm rusty at this dating thing. It's been a while.
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Not everyone goes on one date expecting to meet their soul mate or whatever. Or tell him you're not here for anything serious, this isn't life or death!
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That's true. I'm just used to doing it the other way, I guess. I'm a traditional guy like that.
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taako | the adventure zone
2. I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
3. What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
4. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
[ooc: cool with misfires and canon/not-canon depending how IC it would be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
tony stark ℼ marvel 616 ℼ
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Oh. You're already gelded then? [Tony's got no one to blame for Ivar getting these ideas in his head but himself.]
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Also, what? What? NO.
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[He's just going to have fun messing with Tony now.]
sam wilson | mcu
1. Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
2. You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really.
3. Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing.
4. it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party.
5. text him!