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Riverview Moderator ([personal profile] riverviewmod) wrote in [community profile] riverviewooc2017-03-18 06:26 pm

weekend meme: tfln/misfired texts

weekend meme: tfln/misfired texts

I thought it might be fun to have a little levity for the weekend! You know the drill.


● Post a comment with your character's name. (This one is for accepted characters only.)
● Offer a list from Texts From Last Night, misfired texts from your own imagination, or just leave your comment blank.
● Tag around with your own misfired texts!
● Threads can be made game canon if both you and your thread partner want them to!


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ragnarsson: (Smart mouth)

Ivar "The Boneless" Ragnarsson | Vikings

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-19 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
1. I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at

2. just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child

3. I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.

4. My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
causational: (flirty tease)

eddie thawne | dctv: the flash

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
1. I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?

2. THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL

3. dude new orleans riverview is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos

4. Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
spellslots: DNT (the rise the fall)

2

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
That's one hell of a hospital trip! Was it a hot nurse, tell me it was a hot nurse?
causational: (shy)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hot nurse plus sponge baths. It was a bit of an ordeal, he was gorgeous.
spellslots: DNT (you say that I'm kinda difficult)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my god what the fuck did you do to end up needing a sponge bath! We'll come back to the hot nurse thing in a second.
causational: (flippant)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess showing up dead means some recovery time in the hospital. I had to do some of my healing the old-fashioned way, and I couldn't move very well.

Very interesting, I know.
spellslots: DNT (but it's always)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh right, the dead thing!

[Such tact.]

Glad we cleared that up, now spill about hot nurse. Did ya get his number?
causational: (dirty thoughts)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep. Getting shot in the chest does quite a number on the human body. Who knew?

[Making a joke about it is a perfect way to pretend he's not actually super screwed up about it.]

I did, actually. He said I should give him a call if I needed help with anything. Debating whether I should call him or if it's too soon.
spellslots: DNT (got you wrapped)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'd asked me two weeks ago I would've been clueless

[Joking about death is 110% the best way to cope with it, obviously.]

Listen, my man, you're not gonna get anywhere if you don't give it a shot.
causational: (spider sense)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. You're an elf, right? I guess that makes sense.

[Look, he only has so many decent jokes in him.]

You think? I'm not sure how I feel about rebounds.
spellslots: DNT (someone else's fault)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure am, pumpkin, thanks for noticing.

[points for trying.]

You don't gotta marry the guy! Just go on a date, have some fun, live a little!
causational: (uncertainty)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-19 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Pumpkin. That's really cute.

Yeah, and just hope he's not interested in anything serious! Man, I'm rusty at this dating thing. It's been a while.
spellslots: DNT (you say that I'm kinda difficult)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Everything Taako does is cute.]

Not everyone goes on one date expecting to meet their soul mate or whatever. Or tell him you're not here for anything serious, this isn't life or death!
causational: (brilliant smile)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-25 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[True.]

That's true. I'm just used to doing it the other way, I guess. I'm a traditional guy like that.
spellslots: DNT (pop that pretty question right now baby)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-25 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Tradition can be all well and good but sometimes you gotta shake things up, have some fun!
causational: (beautiful smile)

[personal profile] causational 2017-03-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, fine. I'll give him a call.
spellslots: DNT (pop that pretty question right now baby)

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-28 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's the spirit! I'm sure you'll have a great time ;)
spellslots: DNT (the primadonna life)

taako | the adventure zone

[personal profile] spellslots 2017-03-19 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
1. i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila

2. I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.

3. What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.

4. Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.

[ooc: cool with misfires and canon/not-canon depending how IC it would be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯]
amelioraate: (i am not laughing at you honest)

tony stark ℼ marvel 616 ℼ

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-20 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
i. We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.

ii. There was screaming and a lot of cursing and that is when I realized that I was naked in the wrong bed.

iii. I just my had my first cup of coffee in twelve hours. I think I might orgasm.

iv. immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten. help.

v. Just how explosive is too explosive for you then?

vi. TEXT HIM
wingedman: (69)

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-03-20 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, it depends on what kind of explosion you're talking about. Because I'm against the fiery kind of explosions, but totally in favor of metaphorical sex explosions.
amelioraate: (im thinking about it)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-20 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Is saying both not a good thing then?
wingedman: (67)

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-03-20 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I have a thing about not having fire near my dick.
amelioraate: (i am not laughing at you honest)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
That... isn't what I was implying but also, that really is limiting yourself to a whole world of interesting stuff there, Sam.
wingedman: (77)

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-03-20 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
...No. No, it's not, anything that involves open flame near my junk is not interesting. Scar tissue means your dick is gonna be a lot less sensitive, and that's just no fun at all.
amelioraate: (im thinking about it)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-20 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Not all explosions involve fire. You need to brush up on your science there, Birdman. Maybe one day I will enlighten you. Maybe ;)
ragnarsson: (Pissed off)

ii

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-20 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
You realize how lucky you are I didn't just stab you in the eye?! Or chop off a body part??
amelioraate: (laughter)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-20 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I said I was sorry! I just-- I told you not the best with sleep and it was day three sans an actual sleep but thank you for not murdering me? I will get on making you the most badass arm aces ever okok
ragnarsson: (Determined)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-20 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Your apology will be accepted when I have those braces in my hands, you lunatic. Just be thankful you still have your dick intact. My first instinct to stab something is usually to go for the groin.
amelioraate: (i am not laughing at you honest)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-21 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
You know, lunatic is actually rather kind of you. And I am thankful, wow. I mean, solid game plan there honestly, but I kinda like my dick where it is.
ragnarsson: (Pissed off)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-21 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly, you don't know me well enough yet. I'm never kind. You know, I may regret not chopping it off. The world, or worlds, definitely don't need more of you running around.
amelioraate: (manic ideas)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
No, I get that vibe from you, it's like a sliding scale of not really kind at all to outright cruel, I figured lunatic was on the lesser end of the scale. And while you are not wrong, more me's is just horrifying, you really don't need to worry about that anytime soon.
ragnarsson: (Smart mouth)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Good. You do know something about me after all. If I was really cruel, you'd be in the hospital right now. Be glad my aim was off.

Oh. You're already gelded then?
[Tony's got no one to blame for Ivar getting these ideas in his head but himself.]
amelioraate: (i am not laughing at you honest)

[personal profile] amelioraate 2017-03-22 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You can blame your aim being off because of crazy naked scientists, so not your fault at all.

Also, what? What? NO.
ragnarsson: (Laugh)

[personal profile] ragnarsson 2017-03-22 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Now, now, no need to protest. I know revealing such a thing must be difficult to admit for a man.

[He's just going to have fun messing with Tony now.]
wingedman: (74)

sam wilson | mcu

[personal profile] wingedman 2017-03-20 02:19 am (UTC)(link)

1. Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
2. You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really.
3. Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing.
4. it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party.
5. text him!