weekend meme: tfln/misfired texts

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weekend meme: tfln/misfired texts

I thought it might be fun to have a little levity for the weekend! You know the drill.

● Post a comment with your character's name. (This one is for accepted characters only.)
● Offer a list from Texts From Last Night, misfired texts from your own imagination, or just leave your comment blank.
● Tag around with your own misfired texts!
● Threads can be made game canon if both you and your thread partner want them to!

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[spellslots]

That's one hell of a hospital trip! Was it a hot nurse, tell me it was a hot nurse?

[causational]

Hot nurse plus sponge baths. It was a bit of an ordeal, he was gorgeous.

[spellslots]

Oh my god what the fuck did you do to end up needing a sponge bath! We'll come back to the hot nurse thing in a second.

[causational]

I guess showing up dead means some recovery time in the hospital. I had to do some of my healing the old-fashioned way, and I couldn't move very well.

Very interesting, I know.

[spellslots]

Oh right, the dead thing!

[Such tact.]

Glad we cleared that up, now spill about hot nurse. Did ya get his number?

[causational]

Yep. Getting shot in the chest does quite a number on the human body. Who knew?

[Making a joke about it is a perfect way to pretend he's not actually super screwed up about it.]

I did, actually. He said I should give him a call if I needed help with anything. Debating whether I should call him or if it's too soon.

[spellslots]

If you'd asked me two weeks ago I would've been clueless

[Joking about death is 110% the best way to cope with it, obviously.]

Listen, my man, you're not gonna get anywhere if you don't give it a shot.

[causational]

Well. You're an elf, right? I guess that makes sense.

[Look, he only has so many decent jokes in him.]

You think? I'm not sure how I feel about rebounds.

[spellslots]

Sure am, pumpkin, thanks for noticing.

[points for trying.]

You don't gotta marry the guy! Just go on a date, have some fun, live a little!

[causational]

Pumpkin. That's really cute.

Yeah, and just hope he's not interested in anything serious! Man, I'm rusty at this dating thing. It's been a while.

[spellslots]

[Everything Taako does is cute.]

Not everyone goes on one date expecting to meet their soul mate or whatever. Or tell him you're not here for anything serious, this isn't life or death!

[causational]

[True.]

That's true. I'm just used to doing it the other way, I guess. I'm a traditional guy like that.

[spellslots]

Tradition can be all well and good but sometimes you gotta shake things up, have some fun!

[causational]

Fine, fine. I'll give him a call.

[spellslots]

That's the spirit! I'm sure you'll have a great time ;)